Horrible B O - Wed Jan 1, 1995
The official blog for Provocative Perspectives, a show created with found audio from the 1990s and random stock footage from the time period. Watch at www.onlyslop.com!
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- ♟Watch Provocative Perspective EP 1 Christmas at a mall in the 90s
- ♟Watch PP EP 2 Raves, Baptisms, George Washington’s Birth
- 🎭Watch GWAR01 VIDEO Gargamel Winslow’s Adventure Radio
- 🎭Hear GWAR01 AUDIO with Download Gargamel Winslow’s Adventure Radio
- ♟Hear Turtle Dove Advert AUDIO +DL 🔞 𝓮𝔁𝓬𝓵𝓾𝓼𝓲𝓿𝓮 #nsfw 𝓾𝓷𝓻𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓮𝓭 𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓪 𝓶𝓲𝔁
- ♟Hear Drainin’ Snookie - Double Dunked AUDIO +DL
- ♟PP Soundtrack + Chilidog Rudegirls Here Hips, Thighs & Horse Flies
- Did you that most posts on 90s.zone are dynamic?
You’ll never read have the same experience twice, and that’s saaack!
Guiding words for today: It's never cool when dad steps on one of your legos and you know he works hard.
Well, it’s now 1995 and I literally couldn’t be more pleased
Even if I had a double barrel shotgun in my mouth and they were demanding my top memories while toying this sexual roles, hinting at a trechorous after-dinner game that will surely arrive if I don’t spill my finest beans. Any beanstalk freaks out there? I love the story of Jack and the Beanstalk because it’s just such tall tale with anything you could want.
Moving on unless there are any birthdays to announce:
Our team broke new ground on 2 community centers out in Neptune Beach. For those that haven’t tuned in to GWAR, there was some drama out there involving the ghost of Kimmy Gibler. I’m not a dad, so I wasn’t summoned, but dads as young as 18 all dropped whatever they were doing and started packing protetin snacks and as many headlamps as they could fit in their backpacks or deluxed laptop messenger bags. I think we even saw some trombone cases out there. It was neat to see all of those men from 18 years old to Jimmy Carter territory. RIP to our boy.
I guess they never found the ghost, which seems like the obvious thing.
Sometimes I wonder if this is all some kind of joke because like… I dont know. Kimmy Gibler is from a real show I think and all of this is just a house of cards orchestrated by Brawth Tinker, who apparently has a chimpanzee (and always has). WTF?
#####Alright, that ’s enough. Hope you’re doing decent, and 1995 isn’t pinching your wick or nipping at your nose without consent. I tried AI for the first time on New Years Eve and found that it wasn’t for me. Go figure. I’m going to probably just watch Aladdin.
Thanks for stopping by, fellow freak
I hope your first orgasm of 1995 hit likes a jackhammer out of Hell, and it takes out the power where you’re at. So you brown out like a billygoat on DMT gummies, and you must travel to your breaker box or whatever, and when you go to fix it, you meat a cool nocturnal creature who’s attractive, but you’re totally not on that page because you just cracked mad eggs in your dungeon…
THEN BOOM:
You realize youre still in your chair, the lights are on, and you’re covered in your just desserts like a silly dunce. That’s how hard you go. I feel like my audience is 99% men, so I feel safe enough to use Occam’s Razor and deduct that it’s indeed penis semen.
Ok, I feel good about this post and I’m pretty sure you got a lot out of it and embraced the gross stuff due to your curious mind / good looks.
We got a lot done, but gosh, you were just so quiet, fellow freak!
I hope things are ok for ya. Is that makeup on your left eye … almost looks like a bruise to me, but I’m a regular Mr. Magoo. Anything you want to tell me?